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Public speaking jokes To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal ideas from many people is research. Warning: Date on calendar are closer than they appear All generalizations are false, including this one. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. Better to understand a little, than misunderstand a lot.  42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. It’s always darkest before dawn, so if you’re going to steal your neighbour’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. No one is listening until you make a mistake Okay.. Who put a stop on my reality check! Always try to be modest and be proud of it! Don’t be irreplaceable; If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I’m writing a book, I’ve got the page numbers done.  The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else Don’t take like too seriously, you won’t get out alive. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you. Return from public speaking jokes to Fear of public speaking |
